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It wasn’t until our paths crossed the second time, when he followed me home on his board like a lost puppy dog one day after an art opening in Bed-Stuy, that I even realized he was a skater boy.
If I could name a pro skater I’d probably come up with some great analogy about how he’s gonna get laid more than Brad Pitt. he was and still is a total punk asshole but i adore him.His first words to me were “Nice jacket,” an opening line that was bound to stop a girl like me (fashion obsessive, proud collector of vintage outerwear) in her tracks—or at least, it should have.In truth I was way too shy to acknowledge Tyrone (pro skater, incorrigible flirt), my first love’s advances in the beginning, and I shuffled past him in my forest green field jacket, eyes cast down, trying not to turn beet red.But no one could have predicted the apocalypse that was created when some asshole put a piece of plywood on top of four of those Flinstonian contraptions. There’s at least seven of them who skate together by day, and do car bombs together by night.All of a sudden, every greasy-haired, pizza-faced outcast was getting attention from the hottest girl in school. This means either more for you, or some fun to share with your friends.In fact, studies support the “cold turkey” Ever since the dawn of smileys, the winky face has had the ability to take a completely casual text into something that feels like the digital version of someone uncomfortably staring at your boobs.
But now, guys don’t have to rely on a semi-colon and a parenthesis to be creepy, they have all-new ways to “flirt” through cyberspace.
Everyone has a different response to it, but I fear it’s the latter. Whatever it is, quite simply, whatever they’re good at “on the streets” isn’t helping them out in the bedroom. This question is perhaps the most perplexing of them all: Why do we still let these over grown boys into our lives knowing everything we know about them?
I’m scared I’m taking home the ugliest guy in the bar just because he’s got his board underneath him. Honestly, why is it that every girl is reading Skateboarding for Dummies just so they can keep up a conversation because these boys don’t have shit-else to talk about. Don’t get me wrong, I’m ok to go home alone because of my lack of this clearly important knowledge.
And mind you, I say all of this from no high horse.
I’ve previously been lower than dirt in the skater-dater department.
And when I can get some Supreme hat-wearing homeboy drunk enough to go home with me, you best believe I’m capitalizing on the opportunity.